Friday, January 28, 2011

Bon Appetit!


I wasn't dying to subscribe to another food magazine (why bother when one has the culinary skills of a pre-menopausal Julia Childs and the vim and vigor of Anthony Bourdain high on coke while eating lobster testicles!) But I got the following offer in my email this morning:


Dear Miracle Bright,
Bon Appétit is serving up an exclusive offer just for you! Now, you can get one year of the popular guide to great food and easy entertaining for just $12*. You save 74% off the cover price!
Plus, with your paid subscription, you'll get our Tastes of Italy Cookbook FREE! Enjoy over 70 delicious and easy-to-prepare recipes in this exclusive cookbook, available only from Bon Appétit.


Anyone who calls me Miracle Bright will get anything they want from me. What? You want me to pay $5000 to Operation SMILE!? No problem! Love it. A subscription to Guns & Ammo. You got it!


Miracle Bright is Right!

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