Who cares. Dear Readers - that's what I think... I mean, there are so few surprises that really... who cares. Watch it for the dresses and nothing else. Hell, don't even watch it. What do I care!
I know I said I would dissect it all and blah blah blah but really why bother... at this point it feels so done already.
Portman, Firth, Leo and Bale in the acting categories.
Aaron Sorkin for Adapted Screenplay; Cholodenko and whoever else for Original.
I'm guessing David Fincher and The Social Network for Director and Picture.
We'll see if I'm wrong, but I doubt it.