Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Drs. Visit


G'Day Dear Readers - This is Julian Assange here. I've got an update on me WikiLeak but first, listen about me doctor's appointment. Blimey.


Okay Dear Readers - not Julian Assange! but I think I can do it, even with the Australian accent!


Anyway, I went to Dr. Stacey Silvers today, an ENT & Facial Plastic Surgery Specialist. There was one guy in there with sunglasses and a weak chin (good idea bud!) and some other girl who looked like Marsha Brady after being hit with the football. Needless to say, I was not there for plastic surgery. They did however give me a form to fill out asking, on a scale of 1 - 4 if I was interested in any of the following surgeries for "trouble" areas, including liposuction, tummy tuck, etc. I put a big fat 0 and then in the margins asked if I looked fat??? I was seen by Dr. Sapphic Silvers, um, I mean, Stacey Silvers and had a cotton swab inserted into my nose followed by a camera to look at my throat. Dr. Stacey Degeneres, I mean Silvers then told me that I have Silent Reflux and need to continue to take my Prilosec for the next 3 weeks until I see her again. Jane Lynch then walked me out to see Wanda Sykes at reception where I scheduled an additional appointment. Also Dr. Rosie O'Silvers said "bullshit" which I appreciated. I love her!

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