Monday, February 7, 2011

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Dear Readers -

AOL has just purchased the Huffington Post for $315,000,000. I would like to start by saying that The Interlopere is for sale, always, everyday in every way. And we've already worked for AOL as the Arts & Entertainment editor so Arianna Huffington can suck it!

But let me ask this. Not only will she maintain control of the Post she will also take control of other content including Moviefone and MapQuest ("Turn left. No right turns here.")

This is an attempt to make America Online more content relevant. And I say, there is nothing more relevant than a middle-aged millionaire socialite!

Ms. Huffington's recent book - which I did not read - "Third World America" should give us some sense of what kind of lady she is. Of course America is third world to her. She exists in a place filled with champagne enemas, Corinthian leather panties and Gwyneth Paltrow. I mean, Wal*Mart (and those who shop there) must seem like some tribe of people known only to those who read National Geographic.

So Kudos! AOL on your great choice to reach out to people and engage them with your content!

Next up on Moviefone: The Arianna Huffington Story, starring Jennifer Aniston.

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