A: Does Rick Perry have a "Dole" arm? Why doesn't it move? Does he save that one for his Heil Hitlers?!
B: What the shit is a mulligan? If this is some weird Christian bullshit I don't want to know about it.
C: "Government injection". Yuck. That sounds gross. And I thought you were a good Christian Bachmann!
D: Okay, seriously. She has to stop talking. Stupid people listen and like to be led. Jenny McCarthy is salivating at this talk. She's telling people that the HPV vaccine makes you retarded... did she get it?
E: Shit. I got a coffee stain on my shirt.
F: Wolf Blitzer is looking a little thin.