Dear Readers -
Riddle me this. The Interlopere goes upstate (or did she?) and the proverbial shit hits the fan. Gone in 2 days: Brett Fatner, Grandpa Edward Murphy, Joe Papa, Silvio Berlusconi, The Greek Guy Who People Were Praying Would Go Away Anyway, The President of Penn State (who cares?) and Ashton Kutch's Tweets.
In the next few hours, days and weeks we'll be dissecting, bifurcating, masticating and spitting it all back out at you!
Don't worry - oh! And if there's something you want us to report on - call it in on our new hotline: Foursquare!
And finally, Happy Veterans' Day!