Now in no way, Dear Readers, is the Interlopere an advocate of child pornography (unless you count all of those gorgeous tranny boys and gender queers that look 15) but this sentence is outrageous! OUT-rageous! I AM OUT RAGED,
A: It's Florida. So no real shock there. There's a reason the state looks like a dick with one nut. Think about it.
B: The guy sentenced: Latino.
C: In America we don't like to talk about sex.
Now before you get your panties bunch up around your nut sacks we know that kids and sex are a bad idea (Poppa, can you hear me?!) but life in prison sans parole??
Cruel and unusual punishment Herr Judge.