Thursday, November 3, 2011
I Just Threw Up In My Mouth
Okay, here's my final point about this because the more I read the more my retinas bleed breast milk (I know I've already told you this story but it's just too good not to repeat: Me - Hey Mom, was I breast fed? Her - I don't want to talk about it!).
If these Park Slope Parents have enough time to produce - and presumably read - a 70 PAGE!! Power Point why don't they have enough time to raise their own children? Riddle me this?!
Okay I lied - 15% of Park Slope Parents give paid time off for "major Jewish holidays". Well, that's great because I'm sure your Dominican/Mexican/Guatemalan Nanny really loves the time off to get her Seder ready or build her family's sukkah in preparation for the Feast of Tabernacles. If you search "race" in this document the only thing that comes up is Windsor TerRACE. Hmmmmmm...
Also, this whole post is a hyperlink? I don't know how I do it! Literally, I don't know how I do it?