I have a new idea for a brilliant TV show and it's called That's So Pierre! It's about the (mis)adventures of a three-legged cat named Pierre.
Things that are So Pierre:
Pooping your pants as an adult
Going on vacation in Mexico and only speaking Cantonese
Driving a rental car on the wrong side of the road
Getting drunk on rubbing alcohol
Having sex with a prostitute and forgetting to pay
Using your IPad as a Maxi Pad