Wednesday, November 23, 2011

This Just In

Dear Readers -

Gorgeous will be The Interlopere's roving correspondent for Art Basil Miami. Crystal herself would like to go but her good friend Salman Rushdie told her that there is a fatwa on her head and to travel to Miami at this time would be risky. Plus, Crystal must maintain her anonymity!

1 comment:

  1. I had a dream that Gorgeous was arrested in Miami because she was made of compacted cocaine that was being smuggled somewhere