Monday, November 7, 2011

We just doin' some churren' rearin'


http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/07/us/deaths-put-focus-on-pastors-advocacy-of-spanking.html?_r=1&hp

Now listen Dear Readers I think all those little sons-of-bitchin' kids that you have should be punished. Withhold their organic greens, cancel those Mommy and Me classes and NO! You Little Bastard YOU CAN'T HAVE THE EWOK VILLAGE FOR CHRISTMAS! That one still hurts.

But this seems extreme. These Pearls seem like real God-fearing Christians (read: racist homophobic scary creeps) but their methods are a little bananas.

The methods, seen as common sense by some grateful parents and as horrific by others, are modeled, Mr. Pearl is fond of saying, on “the same principles the Amish use to train their stubborn mules.”

Absolutely! Can I get an AMEN?!

What the mother effin' shit is wrong with people? If I've said it once, I've said it one thousand times: ABORTIONS.

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