Thursday, January 26, 2012

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Now normally Crystal does not promote shit for other people because as Terrence Howard once said 'It's hard out here for a pimp.' And don't I know it. My ham hocks are exhausted after being stuff in my too-small Jimmy Choos just to try and impress the next asshole that walks into to this godforsaken five and dime.

But this video actually is funny and I'm pretty sure it's a true story.

Not only does this make me want to get a dog it also makes me want to have weed so I too can have this problem.

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