Monday, January 30, 2012

Mariah Carey for Jenny Craig



Now, Dear Readers, Crystal is not a hater. NOT AT ALL. At least of Mariah Carey and Jenny Craig. But Crystal will cut a bitch who fucks with her at say, a dinner party or even a movie theater.

But back to Ms. Carey. Now she looks great in this commercial. She had two babies at once, twins I believe, and was in Precious with a mustache. But she doesn't look like a weight-loss spokeswoman. Not she does not bend over or even crease her mid section. Crystal is guessing that's because all shit would break lose and the women in the front row of her "concert" would be grossed out and throw up all over the place.

Her mid section looks like a caramel coated Pillsbury Dough Boy. Which is fine. Don't get me wrong nasties. But as the image for a weight loss system? I don't know.

Also, I think the song that she is flexing her ham hocks to is from Party Girl and Parker Posey is genius!

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