Friday, January 27, 2012
Now Listen Here!
Now if Miranda wants to tell us it's her choice to be lesbian then let's respect that alright bitches. Crystal chooses to be fabulous so why can't she choose to be gay. She said it's a choice for her. Like it was for Aunt Shannon before her. I know plenty of LUGs (lesbian under grads) that then go on for the dick after. Jill Sobule and Katy Perry have both kissed girls. So has Crystal and it ain't no thang.
Crystal loves to feel the feminine curves of a woman's bodice next to hers. Naked, in sateen sheets. Just like Grandma Betty apparently. You know, "just to save time."