Monday, January 30, 2012

Now You Can Get Your Diarrhea Before Lunch

Now listen Dear Readers - Crystal loves her 7-Layer Burrito more than Herman McCain loves his pepperoni stick but I'm not sure I can stomach a Chalupa before a few shots of the good stuff. A Cha-poop-ah is more like it.

Now Crystal has not put her pearly whites around one of these breakfast burritos but as soon as she sniffs that sausage we'll be back with a full report.

**Please not, Crystal will not be eating this EVER as she is starting her new Jane Fonda Buns and Thighs routine today.

1 comment:

  1. Cha-poop-ah, omgoodness crystal . .. trademark that shizz before toxic-hell snaps it up from under your jane fonda!