But the results are not cause for alarm. While mouth cancers are on the rise – probably from oral sex – most people with oral HPV will never develop cancer. And most don't have the kind most strongly linked to cancer. Also, tests for oral HPV are costly and mainly used in research.
Are we ready to admit that our teens our sucking each other off? Or sucking themselves off? The stories I could tell. Anyway, I'm pretty sure I'm HPV free because Crystal does not dirty herself with such filth as fellatio or cunnilingus. But for all of those Miley Cyrus loving, Justin Bieber hair blowin' tweens they are in trouble. Because that's what you do when you're a tween right? Or put lollipops in yourself and ask your friends to lick them? Right?
We need Rick Perry up in this piece mandating our 14 year olds to get the vaccine but then Jenny McCarthy may get all banana town up on his ass screaming Autism Autism! Right along with Michelle Bachman (remember her?)