Wednesday, February 1, 2012

I Am Keeping My Titties Under Wraps



Until Susan G. Komen gets her head out of her ass. This fucking retarded charity stopped funding breast exams at Planned Parenthood because they Karen Handel, the new VP of the organization is anti-choice. Follow this nasty at Twitter here and tell her that you will smack her down with all of our titty might if she doesn't stop being such a Nasthole. Can I just say that Crystal will cut a bitch.

Also, what the mother fucking shit. SGK is saying they don't fund "organizations that are under investigation by local, state or federal authorities. According to the organization, this applies to Planned Parenthood since it's the focus of an inquiry, launched by Rep. Cliff Stearns (R-Fla.), seeking to determine whether public money was improperly spent on abortions."

I'll tell you who's going to be under investigation. Grandma Louise:

Grandma Louise: Hello?

Lady Caller: Louise, this is nasty ho.

Grandma Louise: What do you want?

Lady Caller: I'm pregnant with Tom's  baby.

Grandma Louise: WELL THEN HAVE AN ABORTION!

Let Crystal tell you something, Dear Readers... SGK is a liar pants. They've got an ideologue in there as VP - note to self where is the president and why isn't she overriding this bullshit? 

I'm going to put away all of my pink ribbons, pink water, pink ponies and pink pussy. 

I would also like to say, to all those ignorant pro-life bitches out there that if organizations and the federal government and agencies, etc. stop funding breast exams at places that also provide abortions you sluts are going to be feeling each others' titties because hospitals, private practitioners and clinics provide abortions! But not nearly enough. 

Anyway, this just reaffirms Crystal's belief that cancer sucks. You have chemotherapy, radiation and oh wait! if you have breast cancer you can have your breasts removed. What exactly is Susan G. Komen doing with all of their money?  Their total assets in 2010 was over $450,000,000!!!!! Why do we have no new treatments? Stop walking ladies! Let's all find a new charity to support!



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