Friday, February 3, 2012

The New(t) Mrs. Gingrich

Dear Readers - it took us a while to break the news but this is the reason Callista went to bed early. This is why we haven't heard from Gorgeous since the primary. She is now the new Mrs. Newt Gingrich. But Callista is not the old. NO! Newt finally got the open marriage he always wanted, according to his second wife.

The Interlopere is sad to report that Gorgeous can no longer be our unbiased foreign correspondent now that she has married a candidate for the Republican nomination to become President of the United States (but secretly if she had married Roseanne we would have given her a raise!)

**Please not Gorgeous' blow out. Callista still has some say in this marriage!

Congrats Gorgeous and steer clear of Ann Romney!

xo

Crystal

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